I never, ever thought Kristen Stewart would ever win anything better than an MTV Award for Best Lip Biting in a movie. But now I am forced to eat my words (or thoughts, rather), and declare that Kristen is a *snort* award winning actress. That's right, Kristen has won the Cesar Award Best Supporting Actress for Clouds of Sils Maria. Which is the French equivalent of an Oscar.
I am showing just as much emotion as she is, although it is anchored in incredulity. Because seriously, besides Jennifer Aniston and Jason Statham, there is no other actor, other than Kristen Stewart, who actually makes me think that acting is a painful process. I remember when watching Snow White And The Huntsman I actually started counting how many times she a) bit her lip, b) sighed (and then bit her lip), and c) did that hair flip that she always does when she's trying to act like she's annoyed. Yeah.
But God bless and all that jazz. Maybe she'll move to France and do French movies (there's a thought). Give the French a chance to see her wonderful acting skills up close and personal:
Source: Us Weekly
It finally happened. FINALLY! Hilary finally filed from divorce from the Hockey Douche, Mike Comrie. TMZ reported that Hilary filed just days after Comrie (drunkenly) sexually harassed a waitress at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills (and FYI Dailymail, asking your waitress "How much?" for sex is not a "proposition". It's sexual harassment.). Apparently it's not a coincidence that Hilary filed shortly after that incident was reported.
And forgive my cynical self, but I doubt this was the first time Comrie asked a waitress "How much?"....or 10th or 20th time. I'd assume that this is a normal thing for him. When his wife isn't by his side. Which she hasn't been, since January 2013 (the date Hilary gives for the separation). And being that Hilary and Comrie were supposedly wanting to get back together (which coincided nicely with her going back to the studio to work on releasing a new album), I'd say that this put a damper on her plans for their reconciliation.
I mean, I have nothing against Hilary, really. I grew up watching Lizzie Maguire on Disney Channel. I have a modicum of fondness of her, from that show. But Hilary is a massive famewhore. Like complaining that the paparazzi is taking pictures of her kid, but it's real funny that a woman who hasn't had an album or a movie out in God only knows how long is a regular on the Dailymail.....doing absolutely nothing. Walking to and from her car (once with super jacked lips).
So I'm looking a little sideways about her reasons for filing for divorce now. Don't get me wrong, it's wonderful that she's going to unload a guy like that, and that they (or, rather, she tried her best to make it work/fix their marriage), but......the guy that gets drunk (no excuse), and sexually harasses waitresses (or any other available female that he wants) is not news to Hilary. And it's just funny that when it all becomes public, that's when she files.
I'll go sit in the corner with my Grinch heart all by myself.
So to recap, during a recent radio interview, Kanye threw all kinds of (not subtle) shade toward his ex girlfriend, Amber Rose. He said,
"If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn't be an Amber Rose. It's very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that's with Amber Rose... I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."
Real classy, Kanye. And of course, Amber responded.
I'll admit it.....I full out belly laughed for a good ten minutes. Because in all of this, I had forgotten that Kanye has an almost pathological need for Kim to be the most beautiful, sexiest woman alive. Who has NEVER been with anyone else, except his Yeeziness. Because they are the couple. Like Jay-Z and Beyonce. Brad and Angelina.
Kim and Kanye--you hear their names, and you know instantly who they are. Kanye, for his music, and for his ever increasing Yeeziness; Kim....because she, as Amber Rose so succintly put it, let Ray J "nut" on her.
And I suppose that's what burns Kim and Kanye the most. Kanye wants his choice of a wife and mother of his child to be loved and admired by all. Kanye wants people to forget why his wife is famous. He, his wife, and her family conveniently forget that whatever fame she has now is derived from that sex tape with Ray J. And from being paid to get married (by E!), and then divorcing after a good ol' college try of 72 days.
And oh do they do their best to pretend that none of that ever happened.
But the past (Amber Rose; Ray J) doesn't go away because you wish it. I just wish his Yeeziness would shut up.
Source: Us Weekly