I can't stop laughing at this--it's terrible of me, I know. But I just can't. Because the fact that Mariah Carey's bilboard ads for her new stint in Vegas being banned at an airport in California, is just sooo hilarious to me, because I've never, ever found her to be sexy.
So I always end up looking at her "sexy faces" and "sexy poses" like I'm a scientist studying some bacteria under a microscope. And given how I pretty much fail in science, I'm looking REALLY hard. And we can never, ever get that image of her tottering in those giant, platform heels on a yacht, while James Packer sits at the end of the stairs, looking bored and smoking. And she's trying to be sexy. And failing utterly (while also falling).
Just girl, no. Maybe go for cute? IDK, I think sexy is an attitude, and not a try hard one at that. It just looks strange on her.
Anyway, I hope her voice has improved, because the last time I heard her sing, I had to turn it off and go listen to her from the '90s. If it hasn't, she better pull a Britney and lip sing her ass off, 'cause that's what we wanna hear. '90s Mariah. Not "I can't be bothered" Mariah. Or whatever she did to her voice.
Halle just turned fifty (and Lord Jesus help me, but she looks freaking AMAZING), and I posted about this, mainly to sip tea and "think thoughts" on how quiet she's been lately.
And I mean this in terms of her and her ex. I cannot believe that there is no drama there--in terms of her having a son with her now ex husband. She just seems to like crazy men. Or if they're not crazy, it seems like she walks all over them.
I know someone like that--if her boyfriend is nice, and tries to do the right thing and build a family with her--she treats him like the dirt under her shoe, and demands that he pay for *everything*. If he is abusive, she waits on him hand and foot, and is the only one in the house with a job. Or at least a job whose money goes to the bills, not beer.
But I have a feeling we'll see SOMETHING. Maybe it'll be just like how it was with Gabriel--everything was fine and dandy until she got a new/serious boyfriend i.e. her now ex husband (who seriously lost all his hot, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed), Olivier Martinez.....and then he smashed her ex's face in.
IPage Six says that "The View" is going to slowly pull Raven back from the show, while the show's execs say that it's ridiculous to even think that they'd be getting rid of Raven. I mean, meh. They (execs) say crap like that all the time. Right up until they fire you. So a denial doesn't mean much.
I say we just dump the whole show all together. I don't know HOW that show is still on. How? First off, they talk over each other. You can barely understand what they're saying, because it's just all of them talking at the same time.
Second.....I'm particularly bitter because it pretty much ruined my view of Whoopi and Raven. I grew up watching The Color Purple. That was the movie that my mom always had one when she was going to spend the next few hours combing out and cornrowing my hair. When she was going to make dinner, she would have the tv in the living room on loud enough so that she could hear it in the kitchen i.e. the entire house heard the movie. I loved Whoopi.
And then she, like Raven, showed themselves out. I will never forget reading the "rape rape" comments. And Raven. I also grew up watching That's So Raven. That was my SHOW. That and The Cheetah Girls. Even when I considered myself too old to watch those movies on Disney, and would act pissy when my younger sister wanted to watch them, I would still sit and watch those movies with her--because CHEETAH GIRLS.
But again--being paid to talk ruined it for me. Ruined them for me. I might get over it eventually--but I will never be able to watch either of them in anything, without thinking about how foolish they sound on The View. Especially Whoopi. Although Sherri Shepherd and Elizabeth Hasselback were THE WORST.
Sometimes I feel like I'm a grumpy fifty year old in a twenty-one year old's body. I hate social media. I didn't get a (private) facebook page until I was sixteen, a full two years after everyone else in my family. It took me another year just to start using it beyond checking it once a week to see if any of my relatives messaged me.
I'm not a cuddly, fun person--I don't like putting up funny videos or taking selfies. I mainly "facebook" about movies and repost memes that pop up on my timeline. I just don't really do social media. If I wasn't an author, I probably wouldn't even do that much, because now I grumble at all the people who have nothing better to do but post fifty million status updates.
I'll stop whining and get to the point--Selena needs to LET IT GO.
*sings some of the words to Frozen IDK, I don't know the whole song because it's sooo annoying*
If anything, she should be freaking glad and praying to every deity there is that she is not Justin Bieber's girlfriend anymore. To recap--Justin has a new girlfriend. Her name is Sofia Richie (related to Nicole Richie?), and they're all loved up on instagram. How wonderful, Virgilia says, as she throws up in the back of her throat.........
Except Justin doesn't like the "haters"--I'm guessing the "Jelena" fans, who are just like the crazy Rob Pattinson/Kristen Stewart fans who are convinced that they're married and have a baby, and that FKA Twigs and Alicia are just "beards", covering up their true lurve. Anyway, Justin threatened to privatize his instagram account if they didn't stop hating on his love life.
Note: if you're going to privatize your account, just do it. That'll give his "beliebers" something to chew on, and maybe convince them to live by the old adage, which is "if you don't like someone's girlfriend, stay off their social media account"....just kidding, they'd probably spam him on twitter, unless he makes that private too. Which he won't, because he's a passive aggressive kid who will never privatize any of his accounts, because he has that account for the validation it gives him.
Simply put--if he was gonna, he'd have already did it. So stop playing. We all know Justin is NOT going to privatize his social media. Or have a handler post to it, and he stays off of it.
Anyway, Selena said this: “If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol - it should be special between you two only. Don’t be mad at your fans. They love you.”
Which yea, true. But girl. Just stop. I don't even care about either of these two, but there is something painful in how they keep having a back and forth. And it's not like Justin's this prize either--IMO, he is a douchebag to the nth degree. Especially when they were dating. If anything, Selena should be sitting back and laughing her ass off, and just being glad she's not part of his crap anymore.
Especially since Justin then made a few passive aggressive instagram posts/comments back at her, and then deleted them. But again, as I have been harping all morning--the internet is FOREVER. And there be some cray fans who apparently have time to screencap shit the minute it comes up.
Source: Us Weekly
Margot Robbie's "dad" apparently left her mother and other siblings when she was a baby. She's talked about it once or twice, basically saying she doesn't want anything to do with him really, and that's about it.
Which is why I don't get why it's a headline on the Dailymail.
Now *I* have a personal reason for talking about it i.e. I know exactly what it feels like to have a sperm donor, so I'm all for calling out deadbeat dads (and moms) when the occasion warrants it. Which is pretty much always, truth be told.
But it must be a slow news day, because all the Daily Fail can come up with is her sperm donor, who is a "sugar cane tycoon" (those still exist?), and apparently lives near his ex wife, has "liked" Margot's film, Focus i.e. the movie where she and Will Smith play con artists, on Facebook.
That's it. That and one of her brothers forgave him for being a douchebag, and they see each other. Big Whoop.
I was expecting a story, along the lines of Adele's father talking to the press about her, but never speaking to her, or even attempting to, after leaving when she was a baby. Not some dude who watches his estranged daughter's movies, is in contact with at least one of his kids, and watches the Oscars when she goes (okay that part is asshole-ish, to go out in public and do it, etc).
Anyway, I feel for you Margot. However, I think she, just like me, has learned that she is not any less than she is, with him not being there. And that's just fine.