Um.....Who Cast Mickey Rourke in a Movie?

Mickey Rourke recently went to the premiere of The Infiltrator (starring Walter White, yes!), and told a reporter that he'd been cast in a film by Brad Furman, and that it was a "secret".

Well I guess the cat's out of the bag and we know who to blame.

Brad Furman.

This is my rant, which is the only reason why I wanted to write about this---

​This is what Mickey Rourke looks like right now.

You see that? Even if you skip past the surgery and how he doesn't even look like Mickey Rourke, but a bad caricature by some who couldn't draw--LOOK AT THAT "HAIR"? Shit, even John Travolta is going "damn!".

And he gets to be the lead of a movie?

This is basically what I was thinking about the entire time I watched Boardwalk Empire. If Nucky Thompson had been Nannette Thompson, do you think a scraggly toothed, average looking 50-60 year old woman would be playing her, like Steve Buscemi played her? And not only that, but would she be having sex with hot twenty somethings? Hell no.

​Sometimes these things just hurt my head.