I can't stop laughing at this--it's terrible of me, I know. But I just can't. Because the fact that Mariah Carey's bilboard ads for her new stint in Vegas being banned at an airport in California, is just sooo hilarious to me, because I've never, ever found her to be sexy.
So I always end up looking at her "sexy faces" and "sexy poses" like I'm a scientist studying some bacteria under a microscope. And given how I pretty much fail in science, I'm looking REALLY hard. And we can never, ever get that image of her tottering in those giant, platform heels on a yacht, while James Packer sits at the end of the stairs, looking bored and smoking. And she's trying to be sexy. And failing utterly (while also falling).
Just girl, no. Maybe go for cute? IDK, I think sexy is an attitude, and not a try hard one at that. It just looks strange on her.
Anyway, I hope her voice has improved, because the last time I heard her sing, I had to turn it off and go listen to her from the '90s. If it hasn't, she better pull a Britney and lip sing her ass off, 'cause that's what we wanna hear. '90s Mariah. Not "I can't be bothered" Mariah. Or whatever she did to her voice.